Limpetboy's Old Ramblings

Greco-Roman wrestleing - Santa style

Just Like to say thanks to everyone who came to the party and hope you all had a good time, I can certainly say I enjoyed it. Much food and drink was had by all and some were a bit worse for wear by the end, namely Carl. Roll on Christmas Day, presents aplenty.

I don't know what Bert was doing to Putin but it certainly made him stand to attention

Thanks my dear friend Carl (as he found it) I have come across this great website. http://www.chavscum.com/ You can brush up on all your chav spotting needs, and on your celebrity chavs. Also check out their shop with some great t-shirts. I was tempted to get one but I don't think the local chav population would take too kindly to it and would likely get my head kicked in. I don't know about you but has there be some sort of chav population explosion recently as they seem to be multiplying like rabbits. Speaking of which does anybody know what the chav equivalent of myxomatosis is, maybe we could introduce it to keep the population under control.

Work, i spit on you, hak-puht. I so hate work, well actually i don't hate work, as the actual work is alright, what i hate is the company, Namely Vodafone. (hak-puht, Your mother is a hampster and your father smells of elderberies, i fart in your general direction). If you ever get the chance to work for this company i wouldn't bother, as i have found although it may be a good company customer-wise, as for it staff it couldn't give a toss. That is unless you are middle management or higher, then you get lots of perks. The reasons i would say for this is middle management, the top bods want a happy workforce but it all gets scewed up in the middle. I blame people in middle management trying to make themselves look good with their great ideas. He's an idea though try asking the people who know and do the various jobs, instead of your unfounded great ideas that are generally rubbish and end up causing more work. Well thats my rant over, if my bosses see this dole ...

Its December finally and christmas is around the corner, wahey!!! Over a week off work(thank god), crap telly and half a tonne of dead animals over the festive period, i love it!!! I have spent a fortune this year. Only just over a week 'til my christmas party, should be a good one. Plenty of alcohol, karaoke and other games to humiliate yourself, you can't go wrong. Stay tuned for an update of this afterwards.

Naughty little limpetboy, I don't call I and write. Where have I been a here you ask, nowhere and haven't done anything of great interest, a bit of this a bit of that.