Newbury Beer Festival

Norris McSquirter chews the fat as he eats the scaps from the floor. What a great night, nearly in a fight with a crazed Liverpool fan (loon) and then violently sick most of the night afterwards.

Marvelous!!!!!

Roll on next year.

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